He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...
4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
Well let me tell you...
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!
All of them.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
Because 7 (eight) 9
We only met last week!
It scares the hell out of the dog.
The NBA.
An athlete
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
Downvote it.