What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

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Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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Why do white girls always travel in odd number packs?

They can't even

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

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What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

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Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.