What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

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What made Tesla successful ?

Its musk

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk