When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

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Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."