Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

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How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

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What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

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What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!