Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

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What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.