Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.