What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

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What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.