What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Man Idea Jokes More Man Idea Jokes

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

Housework Jokes More Housework Jokes

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.