What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

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Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista