What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.