Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

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What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

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Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.