Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
AIDS
White children get immense joy after tearing one open
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
A starfish !
Well I can clearly see your nuts
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...
One of them gets taken in every once in a while.
An erection.
You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation
What are U doing here?
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.
Guidelines
With stick e-tape.
A running gag.