Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

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What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"

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Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Why are you putting the saddle on backward ?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!