Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.