Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !