Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

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What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

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What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.