Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

John Jokes More John Jokes

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Tone Jokes More Tone Jokes

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men