Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

Tone Jokes More Tone Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men