Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How does a french alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr."

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.