How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!