Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

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What do you find in a cloud's shorts?

Thunderpants!

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

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What is an archaeologist ?

Someone who's career is in ruins !

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.