Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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What did the icecream truck say to the hipster?

I was a food truck before it was cool.

Why don't hipsters shoot heroin?

It's too mainstream

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.