Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Stick a plunger in the toilet
He got snowden.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
Flabio.
They're all Renaissance Italian artists.
Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
The "spaghetto"
A: The fly.
Artificial Swedeners
He was caught in the possession of small arms
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D
