Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes?

Bike-curious

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Where did Jimmy go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...