Because the stalks are all ears.
Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
Because he liked sole music!
A wind tunnel.
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".
There's too many ears