Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

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What's another word for knowing that you're right?

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But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

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Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

Hose A and Hose B.

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What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Hose B Jokes More Hose B Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

Hose A and Hose B.