Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

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What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

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Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.