Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?

My pop is bigger than yours !

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)