Help me! I've been a-salted!
Because in France one egg is un oeuf.
She was maid in France !
A: When you help an old lemon across the street.
He was in The Nile
Sir, you dropped your receipt!"
Because he was on duty.
That's a salt!
All that salt must make them thirsty.
they were cooked in Greece
They were fried in ancient grease!
