Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

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What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What did the rapper say to the deli owner?

Challah!