Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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How did cancer order it's fries?

Metastasized.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

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What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Why don't the french like kiwifruit?

Because of the green piece inside.

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!