Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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What do you call a magnet that can go both ways?

Bi-Polar

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.