Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

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What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

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Because women can't drive.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights