Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Snape Jokes More Snape Jokes

What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral?

Nothing.

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.