Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

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Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

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What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.