Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

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How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

exhausted.

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater