Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!