Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double