Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad