Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

Square Meal Jokes More Square Meal Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.