Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

Trail Jokes More Trail Jokes

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.