Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

What's a mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.

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What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )