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How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

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What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

What goes faster from 100 to 0, an asteroid hitting the Earth or this thread's upvote %?

Berni Sanders seems to have been like a bad gift: it's the thought that counts. 80% voted against him in SC, he will be destroyed tomorrow, and estimates show he won't even get half of the delegates Hillary will. Furthermore, even if he were to magically win, the House, Senate and Supreme Court would block his most drastic ideas, making it them simply "food for thought" but not actual thoughts for implementation. Thank you very much.

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?