Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit?

Leddit go

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

How does he smell?

A: Terrible!

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

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What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?