Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

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What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

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What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs