What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What's black and smells like people?

Black People

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon