Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Howdo you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool