Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!