Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

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What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

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How do you confuse an asian?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

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Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists